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We
want you to enjoy your computer. You will enjoy it if
you
know how to make it do what you want it to do.
Thomas A. Edison said, "There is a better way for everything. Find
it." We will help
you find a better way if you don't say,
"I'm too old"
"I'm too dumb" (You say, "I'm not smart enough"
God says: "I give you wisdom."
(I Cor. 1:30)
"It's too complicated"
"It's too difficult"
The winners in life think, "If I WILL...I CAN". The losers say,
"I shoulda, woulda, coulda".
BE A WINNER...DO IT.
It only
looks hard because you don't know it. Once you learn how, you'll say,
"That wasn't so hard", "Is that all I have to do?",
"Wow, that was so easy".
The goal of Seniors To
Seniors is to demystify the world of computers for seniors.
Learning to
use your computer efficiently is very important.
George Carlin is credited with saying
the following:
Keep Learning. Learn more about the computer. Never let the brain
idle.
"An idle mind is the devil's workshop" and the devil's name is
Alzheimers.
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Subject:
Important Message.
I
WILL NOT BE FORWARDING ANYMORE E-MAILS THAT WANT ME TO ADD MY NAME
AND/OR SEND TO 10, ETC. NUMBER OF PEOPLE. HOPE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND AFTER
READING THE FOLLOWING:
I was astounded by this! I never dreamed they were using that stuff
to plant "cookies"
From Snopes.com
<http://snopes.com/>
TO WHOM IT CONCERNS: A word to the wise. E-mail petitions are NOT
acceptable to Congress or any other municipality. To be acceptable
petitions must have signed signatures and your full address. Same with
"prayer chains" be wary.
Almost all e-mails that ask you to add your name and forward on to
others are similar to that mass letter years ago that asked people
to send business cards to the little kid in Florida who wanted to break the
Guinness Book of Records for the most cards. All it was, and all this
type of e-mail is, is to get names and "cookies" tracking info
for tele-marketers and spammers to validate active e-mail accounts
for their own purposes.
Any
time you see an e-mail that says forward this on to "10" of
your friends, sign this petition, or you'll get good luck, or whatever,
it has either an e-mail tracker program attached that tracks the cookies
and e-mails of those folks you forward to, or the host sender is getting
a copy each time it gets forwarded and then is able to get lists of
"active" e-mails to use in spam e-mails, or sell to others
that do.
Please notify others and you will be providing a good service to your
friends, and will be rewarded by not getting 30,000 spam e-mails
in the future.
(If you have been sending out the above kinds of email, now you
know why you get so much spam!)
Check it out:
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/petition/internet.htm
<http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/petition/internet.htm>
Also----Keep
your forwards cleaned up! As you "forward" these ,
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE delete all email names & addresses! You put us
all at risk by not deleting! Your
junk... So, don't be lazy! It takes only a minute! Delete
the crap at the bottom too, like the "funny faces & get
AOL". These are "ADS" that might collect our info!
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SAFETY TIPS FOR WOMEN
Through a Rapist's Eyes (No Joke)
This is important information for females of ALL ages.
When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends, but I
forwarded it to most everyone in my address book. My men friends have female
friends and this information is too important to miss someone.
Please pass it along
A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look
for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are
most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle
that can easily be grabbed . They are also likely to go after a woman with long
hair . Women with short hair are not common targets.
2) The second thing men look for is clothing .. They will look for
women whose clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry
scissors around specifically to cut clothing.
3) They also look for women on their cell phone , searching through their purse,
or doing other activities while walking because they are off-guard
and can be easily overpowered.
4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early morning, between 5:00
a.m. and 8:30 a.m.
5) The number one place women are abducted from/attacked is grocery store
parking lots . Number two: Are office parking lots/garages. Number three:
Are public restrooms .
6) The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and
quickly move her to another location where they don't have to worry about
getting caught.
7) Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape carries a 3-5 year sentence
but rape with a weapon is 15-20 years.
8) If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because
it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn't
worth it because it will be time-consuming.
9) These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas , or other
similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the
attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you're
not worth it.
10) Several defense mechanisms he taught us are: If someone is following behind
you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell,
look them in the face and ask them a question , like what time is it, or make
general small talk: 'I can't believe it is so cold out here,' 'we're in for a
bad winter.' Now you've seen their face and could identify them in a line-up;
you lose appeal as a target.
11) If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front
of you and yell STOP or STAY BACK! Most of the rapists this man talked to said
they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid
to fight back .
Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
12) If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it
and carries it with him wherever he goes), yell I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding
it out will be a deterrent.
13) If someone grabs you , you can't beat them with strength but you can
by outsmarting them . If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the
attacker either under the arm (between the elbow and armpit) OR in
the upper inner thigh VERY VERY HARD . One woman in a class this guy
taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape
her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands -
the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as
you can stand it - it hurts .
14) After the initial hit, always GO for the GROIN .. I know from a
particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy's parts it is
extremely painful . You might think that you'll anger the guy and make him want
to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they
want a woman who will not cause a lot of trouble. Start causing
trouble and he's out of there.
15) When the guy puts his hands up to you , grab his first two fingers and
bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as
possible . The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended
up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
16) Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of
your surroundings , take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd
behavior, don't dismiss it, go with your instincts!!!
You may feel a little silly at the time, but you'd feel much worse if the guy
really was trouble.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body.
If you are close enough to use it, do!
2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans . If a robber asks for
your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM .. Toss it away from
you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than
you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail
lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver
won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating,
working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.)
DON'T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect
opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and
tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND
LEAVE.
a. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO
NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car.
Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the
worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than
having them find your body in a remote location.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot or parking garage:
A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor,
and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans
while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the
passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may
want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you
back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are
horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true
at NIGHT!)
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The
predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times. And even
then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, preferably in a
zigzag pattern!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP! It may get you
raped or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well-educated
man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a
cane, or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his
vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying
baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it
was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO
NOT open the door.'
The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and
she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The
policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open
the door.' He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry
recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone
dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several
calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when
they're home alone at night.
Please pass this on and DO NOT open the door for a crying baby ----This
should be taken seriously because the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on
America's Most Wanted this past Saturday when they profiled the serial killer in
Louisiana.
I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life. A
candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle. I was going to send this to the
ladies only, but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters,
etc., you may want to pass it onto them, as well.
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